Bloglander

Jeers to the long brownish blond haired stocky 5' 3" woman who came into
our store while my friends and I were having dinner. You gave a lame excuse
about wanting to look around and we let you, but the second I saw you duck
down I knew what you were doing. You stole my friend's wallet and then
stood there having a vapid conversation about how art savvy you are. I was
memorizing your face, and there are seven eyewitnesses who saw you clearly.
The police can find you easily now after your video camera captured
shopping spree. Guess what? Now shop owners downtown will know who to look
for. Good luck trying your lame trick again. I just wish I had tasered you
when I had the chance so that my friend doesn't have to go through the crap
she is now. She doesn't deserve this. And FYI, the girl you stole from was
praying for you.