Thieving Jerks

To the Jerks that stole from me. I had my tarp stolen, it was covering
my "now wet" wood pile. Now I had my packages stolen off my front porch.
Not that you care, but those packages were for my terminally ill friend.
Who I thought needed them to bring a little cheer before she dies. Anyway,
thanks moron. All would be forgiven if you returned them. (and not the
tarp, you can keep that). Be careful next time you steal, you never know
who or what will be watching.