Fake Parking Ticket



To the person who left the fake, yellow "Parking Violation" slip on the
windshield of the big blue and silver Chevy pickup in the Jefferson Park
and Ride April 22nd: What's with all the negativity? I parked in the lines,
pulled the truck as close as I could without hitting the concrete wall in
front of me so the end wouldn't stick out. It seems to me the only problem
is that my truck offends you because of its size. So sorry that my main car
is laid up for some body work and I had to drive my backup vehicle. I don't
see how I could have been more courteous without buying a third vehicle
that was small enough to please you. I'm not angry, just sad that people
have so much misplaced negativity. My favorite line from the slip reads, "I
sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at
about 4:30 p.m.)" Well, I wish that you never have to experience the fear,
embarrassment, and danger of a breakdown on a freeway, or anywhere else for
that matter. I also wish you and your family a prosperous life, safety, and
good health.

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