You: young woman, brunette, hot as an oven, driving your zippy white BMW
south on Division near the Starbucks on Buckeye. Me: Channing Tatum, trying
to get your attention so we could pull over and make out passionately!
Okay, so I'm not Channing Tatum. However, you'd never know because you
simply wouldn't take your gorgeous eyes away from your smartphone to drive
in a safe manner. Put that phone down before you hurt someone! The life you
save could be Channing Tatum's.