Bloglander

You cased the wrong car a$$hole! Hope you enjoy the hot yellow sports bra,
various tank tops and yoga pants you thief! My work caught you casing my
car at 6:38 and then breaking into my car at 7:08 pm on Tuesday the 19th.
If you had any decency you'd bring the clothing back seeing as how there
was no IPod or expensive shoes. You realize all the employees in that
parking lot know that there are thiefs and take the valuable stuff OUT of
the car before leaving it in the parking lot for upwards of 8 hours, right?
I hope karma catches up to you and you get a $100 dollar bill for your
vehicle over a few meaningless items.