For three misfit freshmen, the first day of high school becomes a living hell when Filkins (Alex Frost), the school bully, zeroes in on them. Chubby Ryan (Troy Gentile), diminutive Emmit (David Dorfman) and skinny Wade (Nate Hartley) all feel the wrath of Filkins. Realizing that their own chance for survival is to hire a bodyguard, the pals place an ad in the newspaper. Answering the call is Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson) ; armed, dangerous and completely fake.
Director: Steven Brill
Producer: Judd Apatow, Susan Arnold, Donna Arkoff Roth and Richard Vane
Cast: Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman, Nate Hartley, Alex Frost, Josh Peck, Leslie Mann, Lisa Lampanelli, Danny McBride, Cedric Yarbrough and Robert Musgrave