Maybe Oscar Isaac or Michael B. Jordan. They certainly don't look anything like me, but they just have a presence that is compelling.
What genre would it be?
I would prefer something in fantasy or sci-fi, but I suppose in reality it would be more of a screwball comedy or a coming of age.
I would want it to be Natalia Dyer, because she's very outgoing. She's always smiling and a really good actress. I'd want it to be a romantic comedy about love in my life.
Who would you want to star as your love interest?
Maybe Ryan Gosling. I want to date him.
Probably Will Ferrell. He doesn't look like me, but he's a funny guy.
What kind of movie?
Probably comedy, or I'd choose Zach Galifianakis. He'd be a good one, because of the dry sense of humor, the beard and the comedic pauses.
I love Julia Roberts, but I can't see her doing that. Meryl Streep would be fantastic, because she's a really down-to-earth person.
It would be a documentary. A documentary about why someone would willingly go out and milk a cow two times a day and get out of bed at 5:30 in the morning when you would rather sleep in, and what it does for you.
Michael Cera. We both have baby faces. We're both awkward in most conversations. We're nice enough, but usually come off sort of clammy and cold.
INTERVIEWS CONDUCTED BY ALLA DROKINA, SARANAC COMMONS, 1/24/18